The Fantastically Demonic World of Nila N. Brown

Hello my lovelies! Two blogs in a week!  I'm on a roll! One day when I grow up, I wanna be just like me. But anyway, this is Sunday night.  You know what that means, right? TEEVEE NIGHT! On this holiests of teevee nights, I have a plethora of shows to watch and if I play my cards right, I can watch my shows back to back to back.  Starting with "The Amazing Race." It's being tied up by some golf game or whatever but then again, you can never tell what causes CBS to go over time on a sporting event. Whether or not the Race comes on at 8:00 (it probably won't) is of no concern.  As much as I love the show, at 9:00, "Game of Thrones" comes on and I don't have a DVR and even when I did, I never used it.  Nothing will stop GoT at 9:00 so I'll have to catch the results of the Race online.  Sorry Phil, that's just how the cookie crumbles. I used to watch "The Walking Dead" on AMC, but I had a real adverse reaction to that. I l...

Hello my Lovelies! Yes, I'm living up the promise of posting more in my blog and will try to do so every Sunday evening...after The Amazing Race and Real Housewives of Atlanta. Don't act like I'm the only one... Anyhoo, here we go! Here’s the truth of the matter – I’m a fat chick.   Not a “Fluffy Diva,” not a “Thick N Baby,” or any other adorable names people use to make it sound all cute and cuddly.   I’m a fat chick.   Oooohhh…I’m supposed to crawl in a corner and cry my eyes out over a gallon of Chunky Monkey, a double whopper with cheese and a small diet Coke now, right?   WRONG!   To hell with what you think, I love me. Like I said in my last blog entry, if I could marry myself, I’d be on my honeymoon. Do I want to be overweight?   Hell naw!  Who really does?   I don’t know anyone who looks in the mirror and say, “yeah…jumbo size…that shit is HAWT!”   Any woman who looks you in the face and says that is eith...